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الموضوع: A joke

  1. #1

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    Feb 2004
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    Bahrain
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    A joke

    A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish." The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want." The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that would honor and glorify me." The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says 'nothing's wrong,' and how I can make a woman truly happy." The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
    Love all, trust few, do wrong to none
    William Shakespeare

  2. #2

    تاريخ التسجيل
    Nov 2002
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    Mansoura-Egypt
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    i don`t understand in english

    please translate into arabic

    or i will kill you fi el barid el mest3gel

    prof smsma..:99:
    >>>>>

  3. #3

    تاريخ التسجيل
    Feb 2004
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    Bahrain
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    ههههههههههههههه بس يا سمسمة.. اذا حبيتي تقتلي النكتى ترجميها. انا متاكدة انك فهمتيها بس تبغين تعاندين صح؟؟
    Love all, trust few, do wrong to none
    William Shakespeare

  4. #4

    تاريخ التسجيل
    Jan 2004
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    السعودية
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    :12:

  5. #5

    تاريخ التسجيل
    Feb 2004
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    Bahrain
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    48
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    215
    ما فهمت شريف..بس عرفت انها ما عجبتك
    Love all, trust few, do wrong to none
    William Shakespeare

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