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مشاهدة النسخة كاملة : من صندوق بريدى: نكت بالإنجليزى



دكتور مهندس جمال الشربينى
28-01-2010, 08:05 PM
Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot
after shot.

The Indian man said to the American,” You know my parents are forcing me to
get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't
even met once.

We call this arranged marriage. I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't
love...I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of family problems."

The American said, "Talking about love marriages... and Family Problem I'll
tell you my story.

I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years.

"After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and
so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law.

My daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother.

More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and
so he is my uncle. Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my
father's son i.e. my brother is my grandson.

Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own grandson.

And you say you have family problems.. ? !




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وفاء علاء
28-01-2010, 08:57 PM
حلوة جدا شكرا:f2::f2:

دكتور مهندس جمال الشربينى
29-01-2010, 11:33 AM
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Shame on you

دكتور مهندس جمال الشربينى
29-01-2010, 11:49 AM
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وفاء علاء
29-01-2010, 07:05 PM
هاهاهاهاها

دكتور مهندس جمال الشربينى
29-01-2010, 07:48 PM
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وفاء علاء
29-01-2010, 07:56 PM
هموت من الضحك:lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2:

دكتور مهندس جمال الشربينى
04-02-2010, 03:56 PM
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Good Idea

وفاء علاء
05-02-2010, 09:17 PM
Topic is very nice and the idea is also
hahahahaha
thank you very much


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