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28-11-2006, 05:39 AM
...These are funny
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch
Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner
Law of probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act
Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal
Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire
Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. ( works every time)
Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with
Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will
Theater Rule: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last
Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold
Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers
Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich of landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness, color and cost of the carpet/rug
Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are
Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about
Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly
Oliver's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet
Wilson's Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch
Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner
Law of probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act
Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal
Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire
Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. ( works every time)
Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with
Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will
Theater Rule: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last
Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold
Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers
Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich of landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness, color and cost of the carpet/rug
Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are
Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about
Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly
Oliver's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet
Wilson's Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it